virii

Intermediate 💻 Tech / IT

Definition

A pseudo-Latin plural of 'virus' that tech nerds invented to sound smart, despite 'viruses' being the actual correct plural. Computer scientists creating grammar rules is like letting programmers design user interfaces—technically functional but ultimately wrong.

Example Usage

The IT department sent an email warning about multiple virii, and the English teachers collectively cringed.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=virii&defid=17598)

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