frankensystem

Definition

A computer cobbled together from parts salvaged from dead or dying machines, much like its literary namesake. It's the IT equivalent of creating life from spare parts—mismatched RAM, a Frankenstein's monster of components that somehow boots up. Often more reliable than it has any right to be.

Example Usage

My frankensystem is running three different generations of hardware but somehow plays games better than my friend's new rig.

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