VIDDIE GIDDIES

Definition

An unnecessarily enthusiastic way to say "video games," typically deployed when you're procrastinating on actual work. Born from the desk of a self-proclaimed "master web architect," this phrase adds approximately 47% more whimsy to your gaming session while making everyone around you cringe slightly.

Example Usage

I told my boss I was debugging code, but really I was playing viddie giddies for three hours straight.

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