virtualize

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Definition

The tech world's equivalent of making imaginary friends real—creating software-based versions of physical hardware that exist only in the digital realm but work just as well (sometimes better). It's how one beefy server pretends to be twenty different computers, each blissfully unaware of its simulated existence. Basically, it's The Matrix for IT infrastructure, and yes, the red pill is more expensive.

Example Usage

We virtualized our entire server infrastructure, which sounds impressive until you realize we just made one expensive computer pretend to be several cheaper ones.

Source: IT and cloud computing terminology

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