THREATCON

Definition

Threat Condition — a system for communicating the level of terrorist threat at military installations. It is DEFCON's anxious cousin, specifically worried about security rather than nuclear annihilation. Each level comes with increasingly inconvenient gate procedures.

Example Usage

"We went to THREATCON Charlie and now it takes 45 minutes to get through the front gate. I leave for work before sunrise and arrive after my coffee is cold. The terrorists are winning the commute war."

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