Team Building

Definition

Mandatory fun activities designed to make coworkers bond through shared awkwardness. Options include escape rooms where you discover your boss can't solve puzzles, trust falls that reveal trust issues, and cooking classes where Karen from accounting reveals she's a tyrant.

Example Usage

"Team building this quarter was a ropes course. Nothing says corporate synergy like watching your VP cry 30 feet in the air while the intern coaches him through it." - A team that was built different

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