Syncope

Definition

The medical term for fainting or passing out. Because 'took an involuntary nap while standing' doesn't sound sufficiently scientific.

Example Usage

The cardiologist diagnosed vasovagal syncope, which meant her fainting spells were caused by overenthusiastic nerves rather than actual heart problems.

Origin

From Greek 'synkoptein,' meaning 'to cut short' or 'interrupt'

Fun Fact

About 40% of people will experience syncope at least once in their lifetime, making it arguably the most democratic of medical emergencies.

Source: Emergency medicine and cardiology terminology

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