Definition

Spherical bacteria that look like tiny balls under a microscope, responsible for everything from strep throat to making microbiologists sound fancy at parties. These round troublemakers often come in clusters, chains, or pairs, each configuration earning its own intimidating Latin name. When your doctor mentions cocci, it's usually followed by a prescription and advice to wash your hands more.

Example Usage

The lab report showed the presence of cocci, which explained why Tom's throat felt like he'd been gargling sandpaper.

Source: Medical terminology

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