swimming

Definition

The art of not drowning while propelling yourself through water using coordinated limb movements that feel natural to fish but awkward to humans. Unlike most sports, swimming requires you to control your breathing while your face is submerged, making it the cardio workout that most closely resembles controlled panic. Chlorine-damaged hair is the badge of honor.

Example Usage

I started swimming for exercise, and now I smell like a pool everywhere I go and my goggles have given me permanent raccoon eyes.

Source: Common sports terminology

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