Definition

The corporate ritual of handing over your carefully crafted work to be judged, critiqued, or lost in someone's inbox forever. In the workplace, it's that moment when you click 'send' and immediately spot three typos. The act transforms grown professionals into nervous students awaiting their fate from the decision-makers above.

Example Usage

After submission of the quarterly report, Jake spent the next three days refreshing his email and questioning every word choice.

Source: Common workplace terminology

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