seizure

Definition

When the government or a creditor legally yoinks your property because you owe money, broke the law, or they just really want it for 'public use.' It's also what happens when your brain's electrical system goes haywire and causes convulsions. Either way, it involves a sudden, involuntary loss of control that nobody's happy about.

Example Usage

The IRS ordered the seizure of his assets, which included a boat he'd already sold and a bank account with $37 in it.

Source: Legal and medical terminology

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