Adjudicate

Definition

The fancy legal way of saying "to make a decision," except it takes seventeen months, four hundred pages of briefs, and enough billable hours to buy a yacht. Judges adjudicate; the rest of us just argue at Thanksgiving dinner.

Example Usage

"The judge will adjudicate this matter next spring," said my lawyer, as if I had not already grown a full beard waiting for the first hearing.

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