seat time

Definition

The measurement of education by hours spent in class rather than actual learning, because we apparently trust chairs more than outcomes. It's the academic version of presenteeism.

Example Usage

The accreditor requires 750 hours of seat time for the program, regardless of whether students are learning or just physically present.

Origin

Educational policy terminology from traditional classroom-based learning models

Fun Fact

The push toward competency-based education directly challenges seat time requirements, arguing that proving mastery should matter more than warming a chair for prescribed hours

Source: Accreditation and educational policy terminology

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