Definition

The tedious, menial academic tasks that consume your time without advancing your career - grading multiple choice tests, filing paperwork, attending mandatory training on things you already know. The academic equivalent of busywork.

Example Usage

I became a professor to engage with brilliant ideas, but instead I'm drowning in scutwork like attendance verification forms and assessment reports.

Origin

Medical slang from 1960s, adopted by academia to describe unglamorous necessary tasks

Fun Fact

Studies show that faculty spend up to 40% of their time on administrative scutwork that could be handled by support staff, if such positions weren't constantly being cut

Source: Cross-disciplinary professional slang

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