Thesis

Definition

A long-form research paper that master's students write to prove they've mastered something, usually the art of procrastination followed by furious last-minute typing. It's a dissertation's younger, slightly less traumatic sibling.

Example Usage

"My thesis adviser said my first draft showed promise, which is academic code for please start over from scratch but I don't want you to cry in my office again."

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