Definition

Return On Investment, the single most asked-about metric in any boardroom, and the one most likely to be fudged in a PowerPoint presentation. Every executive wants to know the ROI, and every department has a creative interpretation of what counts as a return.

Also: Return On Investment, or the question that makes every marketer break into a cold sweat during budget meetings. It's the ultimate accountability metric that everyone claims to care about but nobody can accurately measure, making it the Bigfoot of marketing.

Example Usage

"The ROI on our new software is 300%. If you use our custom formula. With adjusted benchmarks. And don't ask follow-up questions."

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