return to office mandate

Definition

A corporate policy proving that middle managers need to physically see you working to justify their existence. Often disguised as promoting 'collaboration' while actually just protecting expensive real estate investments.

Example Usage

The return to office mandate was announced right after the CEO signed a ten-year lease on our downtown headquarters.

Source: Post-pandemic workplace policies

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The formal grievance that transforms casual workplace whining into official documentation. In HR contexts, it's the trigger for investigations that make everyone uncomfortable; in legal contexts, it's the opening salvo in litigation. Filing one means you've crossed the Rubicon from 'dealing with it' to 'making it everyone's problem.'

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