retentivity

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Definition

The ability to hold onto something like a clingy ex, whether it's information, employees, or magnetic fields after the power's turned off. In physics, it's the measure of how long a material stays magnetized; in HR, it's the metric that determines whether your company culture is a revolving door or a roach motel. Either way, it's all about not letting go.

Example Usage

The company's terrible retentivity rate suggested that employees were treating it like a stepping stone rather than a destination.

Source: HR and physics terminology

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