requisitions

Definition

The formal paperwork that stands between you and that stapler you desperately need, transforming a simple request into a bureaucratic odyssey. These official demands for supplies or resources require approximately seventeen signatures and the blessing of three managers who are perpetually "in meetings." It's procurement's way of reminding you that nothing in corporate life is ever simple.

Example Usage

Sarah's requisition for a new office chair has been pending for six weeks, so she's now sitting on a yoga ball and calling it 'ergonomic innovation.'

Source: Common business terminology

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