Refactor

Definition

To rewrite existing code without changing its behavior, which is the developer equivalent of rearranging furniture in a burning house. It's always "we'll refactor it later," and later is a mythical time that never arrives.

Example Usage

"I just need two weeks to refactor this module," said the developer six months ago, and the module now has three times more code and a README that just says "sorry."

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