apps

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Definition

Short for applications—software programs designed for mobile devices or specific tasks, now so ubiquitous that we've forgotten they're just computer programs with better marketing. From ordering food to tracking your sleep, there's literally an app for everything, whether you need it or not. The modern solution to problems you didn't know you had.

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The startup pivoted to building wellness apps after realizing nobody wanted their original blockchain solution for sharing grocery lists.

Source: Common technology terminology

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