ramp time

Definition

How long it takes a new hire to become fully productive, or the grace period before management starts openly questioning if you were a hiring mistake. It's a countdown to expectations.

Example Usage

Our sales ramp time is six months, meaning you're basically expensive overhead until mid-year.

Source: HR and sales management terminology

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