personnel

Definition

The fancy French word for "employees" that makes Human Resources sound more sophisticated when discussing the people they're about to reorganize. This term encompasses everyone on the payroll, from interns to executives, united in their shared experience of mandatory compliance training. It's the collective noun that reminds you that you're not a person, you're a resource.

Example Usage

The personnel department sent an email reminding everyone to update their emergency contacts, as if anyone reads those emails before the actual emergency.

Source: HR terminology

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