misconduct

Definition

The corporate euphemism for 'bad stuff we can't ignore anymore' that covers everything from expense fraud to harassment to using the company printer for your side hustle. It's what HR calls your behavior when they're building a paper trail for your termination. Comes in various flavors: professional, sexual, and the ever-popular 'gross misconduct' which means you're definitely getting fired.

Example Usage

The investigation revealed misconduct so egregious that even the lawyers were impressed, resulting in a termination letter and a hastily scheduled all-hands meeting.

Source: HR and legal terminology

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