out of network

Definition

The magical status that transforms affordable healthcare into financial catastrophe. It means your insurance will cover approximately nothing, and you'll be paying prices that seem to have been determined by darts and a random number generator.

Example Usage

The emergency room was out of network, so my heart attack cost more than my car.

Source: Healthcare insurance terminology

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