patient engagement

Definition

Healthcare's buzzword for getting patients to actually show up to appointments and take their medication. It's dressed up in digital health jargon, but really just means trying to get people to give a damn about their health between social media scrolls.

Example Usage

Our patient engagement platform sends seventeen reminder emails that everyone ignores anyway.

Source: Healthcare quality improvement terminology

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