Definition

Meetings held away from the office, theoretically to promote creativity and bonding, but mainly to trap employees somewhere they can't escape. Strategic planning meets mandatory fun.

Example Usage

We have a two-day offsite next month, so clear your calendar for trust falls and arguing about mission statements.

Origin

Management practices from the 1960s executive retreat culture

Fun Fact

Decisions made at offsites are often forgotten by the time everyone returns to the office and real work resumes.

Source: Meeting and event terminology

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