Negligence

Definition

The legal term for screwing up because you did not try hard enough, as opposed to screwing up because you tried too hard, which is just regular ambition. The foundation of every "I told you so" that ever went to court.

Example Usage

"The plaintiff alleges negligence because we failed to put a warning label on the toaster that said do not use underwater, which honestly we thought was obvious."

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champerty and maintenance

Unethical practices where someone finances another's lawsuit in exchange for a share of the proceeds (champerty) or meddles in litigation without legitimate interest (maintenance). Once common law crimes, now mostly historical curiosities.

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juvenile

In legal terminology, a person too young to face the full wrath of the adult criminal justice system, because apparently your brain isn't fully criminal until later. The age-based get-out-of-jail-slightly-easier card that recognizes teenagers make terrible decisions but don't deserve permanent records. A minor who committed a crime and gets processed through a justice system with training wheels.

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res judicata

The principle that once a court has decided an issue, you can't keep relitigating it like a broken record. It's the legal system's way of telling parties 'we already settled this, move on with your life.'

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unconstitutional

The legal equivalent of calling something fundamentally illegal because it violates the constitution—the supreme law of the land. When courts declare something unconstitutional, they're basically saying "that law is so wrong it contradicts our most basic principles." It's the ultimate trump card in legal arguments, assuming you can convince judges you're right.

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severability clause

A contract provision stating that if one part is found illegal or unenforceable, the rest of the agreement survives. It's like saying 'if you cut off one of the hydra's heads, the other heads keep biting.'

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hearsay

Second-hand information that someone heard from someone else, generally inadmissible in court because it's the legal equivalent of playing telephone. If you didn't witness it yourself, the court probably doesn't want to hear about it.

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