Plea Bargain

Definition

A deal where you agree to plead guilty to a lesser charge so everyone can go home early, which is basically the legal version of settling for the lunch special because the full menu takes too long.

Example Usage

"My lawyer said the plea bargain was a great deal, which in lawyer-speak means it could have been worse, which is not exactly the pep talk I needed."

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