Definition

A fund that buys every stock in an index because picking individual winners is apparently too hard even for professionals. It's the financial equivalent of ordering one of everything on the menu because you can't decide, and somehow it works better than almost every other strategy.

Example Usage

"My financial advisor recommended index funds. He basically said: stop trying to be clever with money and just buy everything. I've never felt so personally attacked and financially sound at the same time."

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The financial equivalent of a surprise inspection where someone with a calculator and a suspicious mind examines your records to ensure you're not committing creative accounting. It's an independent review of financial statements, controls, and compliance that either confirms everything's fine or ruins everyone's year. The word alone can make CFOs break into a cold sweat.

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securitization

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