Hob-knobbing

Definition

Medical slang for when a doctor skips their actual patient care duties to schmooze with wealthy or influential physicians, usually at conferences or donor events. It's the healthcare equivalent of networking your way out of actual work. Often involves free food, open bars, and impressive rationalizations about 'professional development.'

Example Usage

Dr. Stevens isn't seeing patients this morning—he's hob-knobbing at the cardiology breakfast with the department chair.

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