green weenie

Definition

The impersonal military bureaucracy that seems to randomly and unfairly punish service members. The invisible force that ensures your leave gets denied and your assignment goes to the worst possible location.

Example Usage

I requested Hawaii but got Alaska instead—the green weenie strikes again.

Origin

U.S. Marine Corps slang, color referencing military green and shape referencing the experience

Fun Fact

Belief in the green weenie borders on superstition, with service members attributing any bureaucratic misfortune to its malevolent influence.

Source: U.S. Marine Corps slang

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