blue canoe

Definition

Slang for the U.S. Air Force, based on their blue uniforms. Used primarily by other service branches with varying degrees of affection and mockery—mostly mockery.

Example Usage

We need close air support, but the blue canoe says weather's too bad, so I guess we're on our own.

Origin

Inter-service rivalry terminology, origin unclear but widespread by late 20th century

Fun Fact

The Air Force tolerates most inter-service jokes because they're usually in air-conditioned facilities with decent coffee when hearing them.

Source: Inter-service rivalry slang

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