Definition

A self-employed professional who trades the stability of a regular paycheck for the thrilling uncertainty of hustling for clients while working in pajamas. Freelancers enjoy the freedom to choose their projects and set their own hours, which usually means working twice as many hours for half the pay until they build a solid client base. The modern embodiment of "be your own boss" energy and perpetual invoicing anxiety.

Example Usage

After being laid off, she became a freelancer and now spends half her time doing actual work and the other half chasing late payments.

Source: Common business terminology

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