fertilizer

Definition

Plant food that ranges from naturally decomposed organic matter to synthetic chemical cocktails designed to make things grow unnaturally fast. Farmers and gardeners worship this stuff because it turns sad, depleted soil into a nutrient buffet. The organic vs. synthetic debate around this is contentious enough to end friendships.

Example Usage

The garden center employee explained the difference between nitrogen-rich and phosphorus-heavy fertilizers, but honestly, most people just want to know which one makes tomatoes happen.

Source: Agricultural terminology via Free Dictionary API

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