feng shui

Definition

A humorous corruption of the actual feng shui philosophy—deliberately rearranging furniture to create obstacle courses and tripping hazards for unsuspecting victims, turning your living room into a booby-trapped nightmare.

Example Usage

My roommate practiced feng shui by moving the coffee table directly into my walking path in the dark.

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