epidural

Definition

The blessed injection of anesthetic into the epidural space of your spine, most famous for making childbirth slightly less like fighting a war. This procedure involves threading a catheter near your spinal cord to deliver pain relief that doesn't render you completely unconscious. It's the difference between screaming through labor and casually asking for ice chips.

Example Usage

She requested an epidural at 6 centimeters dilation because natural childbirth suddenly seemed overrated.

Source: Medical terminology, anesthesiology

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