Epidemic

Definition

When a disease spreads faster than gossip at a family reunion, affecting way more people than normal in a given area. One step below pandemic and about a hundred steps above "going around."

Example Usage

"The flu reached epidemic levels at our office, which management addressed by sending a company-wide email about hand washing, truly the thoughts and prayers of corporate health policy."

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