environment

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Definition

In tech, the specific setup where your code runs, complete with its own configuration, dependencies, and personality disorders. You'll typically juggle development, staging, and production environments—each one guaranteed to behave differently despite being "identical." The infamous phrase "but it works on my environment" is every developer's defensive battle cry.

Example Usage

The app works perfectly in my local environment, but in production it's acting like it's possessed by demons.

Source: Software development terminology

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