disorder

Definition

The medical establishment's polite way of saying something in your body or brain isn't functioning according to factory specifications. It's a physical or mental malfunction that ranges from mildly annoying to life-threatening, often requiring professional intervention and a prescription pad. Basically, it's when your biological software has bugs that WebMD will convince you are definitely cancer.

Example Usage

Her anxiety disorder meant that minor inconveniences felt like existential crises requiring immediate therapeutic intervention.

Source: Medical and psychiatric terminology

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