disability

Definition

In HR-speak, a physical, mental, or cognitive condition that may require workplace accommodations, protected under various laws that employers pretend to understand fully. It's the reason your office now has ramps, adjustable desks, and a 47-page accommodation policy that no one has actually read. Modern workplaces treat this as both a legal minefield and an opportunity to demonstrate their commitment to diversity via poorly-designed stock photos.

Example Usage

The HR manager's disability awareness training consisted of watching a video from 1997 and being told not to park in the accessible spots.

Source: HR and legal terminology

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