Write-Up

Definition

A formal document recording an employee's transgression that goes into their permanent file, which is HR's version of Santa's naughty list. Three write-ups and you're out, making corporate discipline feel like a baseball game where nobody's having fun.

Example Usage

"I got a write-up for being two minutes late. Meanwhile, the guy who microwaves fish every Tuesday walks free. Justice is blind and apparently has no sense of smell." - A punctuality offender

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