Definition

Abbreviation for "hundredweight," a confusingly inconsistent unit of measurement that equals 100 pounds in the US and 112 pounds in the UK, because why make international commerce easy? Still used in agriculture, shipping, and by people who enjoy watching others frantically Google conversion rates. A relic from when math was apparently more of a suggestion.

Example Usage

The grain trader quoted prices in cwt, forcing the millennial buyer to sheepishly ask whether that was the American or British version.

Source: Common industry terminology

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