Charcuterie

Definition

The art of preparing cured meats, or more commonly, the Instagram-famous board of meats, cheeses, fruits, and crackers arranged so beautifully that eating it feels like vandalism. Every millennial has attempted a charcuterie board. Most are just Lunchables with better lighting.

Example Usage

"I spent two hours building a charcuterie board for the party. It was demolished in four minutes. I now understand the pain of sand mandala monks."

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