benchmark

Definition

The corporate equivalent of a ruler that everyone uses to measure their inadequacy or superiority. It's either a standard against which everything else is evaluated, or a computer test that proves your new laptop is 0.3% faster than last year's model. Companies love benchmarks because they provide objective data to confirm subjective decisions they've already made.

Example Usage

Our Q3 performance exceeded industry benchmarks, which sounds impressive until you realize the benchmark was set during a global recession.

Source: Common industry terminology

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