ballassity

Definition

Unshakeable audacity bordering on absolute stupidity; the testicular fortitude that allows someone to walk a tightrope between skyscrapers without permission and somehow survive to brag about it.

Example Usage

That bouncer had some serious ballassity throwing out people twice his size.

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