appendectomy

Definition

The surgical eviction of your appendix, that useless vestigial organ that occasionally decides to stage a painful rebellion called appendicitis. This procedure has become so routine that surgeons can now do it laparoscopically, meaning smaller incisions and faster recovery times. It's one of the few body parts we can completely remove with zero functional consequences, proving evolution leaves some rough drafts behind.

Example Usage

The emergency appendectomy saved his life after his appendix ruptured at 2 AM on a Tuesday.

Source: Medical surgical terminology

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