terminate

Definition

The corporate euphemism for firing someone, borrowed from the Terminator franchise to make HR sound more badass than they actually are. Can mean to end anything incompletely, but let's be honest—in business contexts, it's the word your manager uses right before security escorts you out. Also works for killing things, which really doesn't help its workplace PR.

Example Usage

After three warnings about his TPS reports, management decided to terminate Steve's employment effective immediately.

Source: Common business terminology

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