acidosis

Definition

When your blood becomes more acidic than it should be, turning your carefully balanced pH into a chemistry experiment gone wrong. This metabolic party foul happens when your body either produces too much acid or can't get rid of it fast enough, making everything from your breathing to your kidney function work overtime to restore balance. Left unchecked, it's the kind of internal environment where enzymes start misbehaving and cells get cranky.

Example Usage

The marathon runner developed lactic acidosis after pushing through the wall, his muscles flooding his bloodstream with acid.

Source: Medical terminology

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