Definition

Slang for abdominal muscles, the ego-crushing reward for doing thousands of crunches. In medical contexts, it's short for abscess—a painful pocket of pus that makes you regret skipping hand sanitizer. Gym bros use it; emergency rooms use it. Both contexts inspire equally intense emotions.

Example Usage

She showed off her abs after six months of disciplined training.

Source: Common fitness and medical slang

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